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(Adapted from an AIM log)

So gabe and I took the golf cart over to the gas station on northgate to get milk.

Gabe’s buying the milk and a couple of sorority girls come out and tell him, “Wow, how does your hair get so spiky!?”
His reply: “It’s naturally that way and I use hair gel”
Girls: “No way, that’s bullshit, I don’t believe it”
Girls: “Why are you buying milk?”
Me: “Because we don’t have any”
Gabe: “Yeah, cereal”
Girls: “You should like mix that with vodka”
Me: “I think it’s better with liquid nitrogen”
Girls: “You have liquid nitrogen in your apartment?”
Me: “Yeah, of course. It’s great for making ice cream”
Some Other Girl: “Ooh, liquid nitrogen ice cream, that’s fun!”
Girls: “We never did that. We made it with salt in our camp!”
Me: “Well, maybe they were cheap, I dunno.”
Girls: Why can’t you make it the normal way?
Me: Well, liquid nitrogen flash freezes it and results in better quality
[Gabe goes to get some stuff to charge it on the credit card]
Me: Hey gabe, get some mexican coke
Girls: Hey! That’s a racial slur!
Other Girl: No it’s not, it’s literally from mexico
So then we got into the HFCS / glucose / fructose / sucrose discussion with the other girl that’s apparently a chemistry / nutrition major.

Then we drove the golf cart back. It was priceless

Tristan’s reply: yeah.. well… I peeled an orange. And now I’m eating it.