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Howdy! This is my (William Reading's) webpage. At the moment, I only have this blog script and my gallery up, but I hope to get more stuff on this page at some point, or so I thought when I created this site years ago. Updates and shiny new copy to eventually go here. If you'd like to contact me to point out that I've done something to break XHTML/CSS standards or heaven forbid--look at my Vita--drop me a line at my e-mail address bill +spam @ [ELEPHANT] aggienerds.org. Simply remove "+spam", the spaces and the pachyderm along with its brackets and that address will reach me. I'm also available on Jabber/GChat/AIM/MSN with the same address above.

I saw this on the slashdot article on Skype VoIP and thought it was amusing enough to post:

[JARRING CHORD]

Nooooobody expects spyware! Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise, and Internet Explorer exploits… Exploits and surprise. Our two weapons are surprise and Internet Explorer exploits… and uncaring users.. . Our *three* weapons are surprise, IE exploits, and uncaring users… and an almost fanatical devotion to an annoyance-marketing based business model. Our *four*… no… *Amongst* our weapons… Amongst our *weaponry*, are such elements as surprise, IE exploits… I’ll come in again.

I didn’t expect any kind of spyware.

[JARRING CHORD]

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as surprise, IE exploits, uncaring users and an almost fanatical devotion to an annoyance-marketing based business model. And nice bulk emailers, OH DAMN!